The Cougar pounces...and falls into a spike pit.

I really don't know where to start with this one, other than that I bet The Cougar is saying "gosh darnit" a lot tonight.

Highlight reel:
Palin investigated for abuse of power.
Palin pre-empts abuse of power investigation with her own investigation of herself.

Then later:
Palin pre-empts release of finding by ethics committee by clearing herself of any wrongdoing.
And unsurprisingly:
Ethics committee finds Palin guilt of unlawfully abusing power.

All I can say is "Obama by a landslide" unless John McCain grows a halo or parts a sea or something of that magnitude.