This fulfills my obligation to say something about baseball.

The Sox and Cubs are both in the playoffs. If they win and keep winning, we could have the first Sox-Cubs match since 1906.
If this happens, don't be surprised by 7-headed dragons in the streets, boils all over your body, and armored, lion-toothed locust swarms at your doorstep...the End Times are at hand!

That being the case, I casually predict TPI and I will begin preaching prophecy while wearing sackcloth. How's that for an obscure biblical reference?