Destroying Society, one Twiggie at a time.

I mentioned to my father this morning that I prefer NFL Cheerleaders to runway models because NFL Cheerleaders don't break their femur when they fall, and..well..they're anatomically enjoyable, and you don't worry about their health.

Enter "Miss World," the uncomfortably thin Russian, Kseniya Sukhinova. Please, World, do we really think that we want aliens from other planets to consider her the ultimate in human evolution?