Linguistic Genius

I am officially coining the term Godzillionaire and Godzillions.

Godzillionaire: (noun) Someone who has at least one godzillion U.S. dollars.

Godzillion: (noun) A term used to denote a large amount of U.S. dollars.

Exactly how much is one godzillion dollars? It is exactly the amount of money it would take to create a research facility, experiment on lizards, and eventually irradiate a reptile and turn it into a giant, plasma-breathing monster capable of destroying Tokyo.

You heard it here first, now you know whom to blame when you start hearing it on the street.


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