Fantasy Cabinet Draft

For those of us familiar with "Fantasy Football," it seems to me a fun idea to pick Cabinet positions for the Obama Administration with no regard to reality.

So here's my picks for Cabinet positions:

1. Secretary of State: Fareed Zakaria. After a month he'll realize how hard foreign policy really is, and he'll quit, at which time Tiger Woods would get the nod.

2. Secretary of the Treasury: Rich Uncle Pennybags. Obviously.

3. Secretary of Defense: Godzilla. Obviously an immortal monster that can shoot death rays out of its mouth would be a good candidate to defend this country.

4. Attorney General: John Sherman (via time machine). Goes to work on big corporations.

5. Secretary of the Interior: Bruce Lewis, Ducks Unlimited President.

6. Secretary of Agriculture: Bruce Banner, no Cabinet would be complete without at least 3 superheroes.

7. Secretary of Commerce: Anthony Spilotro. Already familiar with Chicago politics. Amalgam of jobs 7, 8, and 9.

8. Secretary of HHS: Position Eliminated

9. Secretary of HUD: Position Eliminated

10. Secretary of Transportation: Frank Bullitt.

11. Secretary of Energy: Richard Simmons. Who else on earth to lead this department than the most energetic person on the planet?

12. Secretary of Education: Detective John Kimball. Because if you can teach discipline to Kindergarteners, surely you can lead the Education wing of this nation.

13. White House Chief of Staff: Edna Mode. Someone this obsessed with her work would be perfect.

14. Chairman of the Federal Reserve: Jack Kemp.

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15. Secretary of Space: Yoda. Who more intergalactic wisdom has?

16. Secretary of Secretaries: Ben Bernanke. His job is the be the patsy of the new administration. Every time something goes wrong...Just Blame It On Bernanke!